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Want to get Hodgman's Imaginary Hamster without the hassle? Hire our dedicated team of adventurers. We'll do all of the preparation, and guarantee you a hamster with minimum effort.

Prices
Hodgman's Imaginary Hamster 25 million meat
Hodgman's Disgusting Technicolor Overcoat 12 million meat
Hodgman's Whackin' Stick 15 million meat

Half of the payment is due upfront to guarantee the date, the remainder is paid once Hodgman is dead and the loot has dropped.

How do I get one?

For Overcoats or Whacking Sticks:
  • Contact one of our team to book a day
  • Be able to get through the sewer on the appropriate day
    The loot will be distrubuted once Hodgman is dead, and final payment received.

    For Hamsters:
    The process of getting a hamster is more complicated. As a result you will need to
    • Contact one of our team to book a day
    • Be able to play at the arranged time on that day (usually 5:30PM Eastern)
    • One of our team will talk you through the sewers and the procedure for Town Square

    Don't I need anything else?
    No. That's all you need. Your run is easier if you:
    • Have a hobo code binder and as many codes as you can find. This reduces the risk of anything going wrong, requiring another run
    • Have your class instrument for Hobopolis (bought for 99 nickels in the Marketplace). This means you can play onstage during the run, which is easier for you.